dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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