Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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