Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
