when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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