Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Randomize
