Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sober January is a disaster.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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