So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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