She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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