They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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