In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
