He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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