Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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