yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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