hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
