the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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