dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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