Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
A+ Viking dick
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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