is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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