I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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