Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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