Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
