Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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