if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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