Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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