Yo dont text me then not text me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
there is puke in my bra ... again
we should paint friendship bongs
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