It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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