My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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