You're so nebulous sometimes
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Found your dick twin last night
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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