U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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