She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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