are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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