I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize