I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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