i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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