Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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