Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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