I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Walk of Shame today included voting.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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