We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
