Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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