I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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