But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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