We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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