Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
This is my gift to your gina
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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