Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
