I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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