you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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