Your tits are I can't wait for
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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