i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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