I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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