Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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