I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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