How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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