Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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