I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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