She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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