I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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