We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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