perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You ruined the universe
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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