so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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