Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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