Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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