"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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