how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
